Saturday, April 24, 2010

Well then. Logistics and Ethics first,no?

Well. Today I’d like to talk about genetics. I know, at first glance it doesn’t seem mildly, okay, lets be honest, at all entertaining. However, if you haven’t let your judge-this-book-by-its-first-bad-opening-line-or-figurative-cover, then you have now gotten on to the funny part. And no. That ten word into one was not it.

But I mean. Look at genetic engineering. It’s gotten us to some pretty cool places, but it’s like…loving a pitbull. Sure, it has it’s good qualities. It’s protective, and loyal. But, it has an outrageous temper to those it isn’t loyal to…Now. Where am I going with pitbulls and genetic engineering?

Like pitbulls, genetic engineering has it’s positives…but then we can look at the negative side, and then finally we can look at the entertaining side. First of all, the government has only allowed us to clone bacteria so far…well. Unless you count that one sheep. Yes. Right now there is a clone of Dolly the Sheep, (no people, this is not a joke, her name is Dolly) I like to think she’s named after Dolly Parton. You know, cause Dolly the Sheep was genetically engineered, and Dolly Parton is mostly plastic. So theyre both kinda prototypes right?

But, I just find it a little comical that so many doctors and scientists have invested so much time into projects that the government won’t allow them to perform. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is perfectly ethical to go home, stop reading this blog, and go clone your sheep. Right now. Go. The government approves this. But, you say you want to clone your cow? Your horse? Your friendly neighborhood spiderman?

No sir. You do not say that. Because then, you are breaking the already-quivering bonds of ethics. Yes. The same government that loosens those bonds, limit research and study in it’s name. Logical? Ehh…

Haha…If you did read this in it’s entirety then, I guess by now you have realized, that the ten words into one WAS actually the funny part, and you actually should’ve stopped reading, when I said I was gonna rant about genetics and make believe I was funny. ;)

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Hey

I really miss being funny on this thing. I guess that’s okay because I have like, a legitimate two followers but yeah. So what is the deal with crap artists being so popular? Honestly. Ke$ha?? Her name has a MONEY sign in it! Could you imagine if we all wrote our names like that! Cm'on corporate America. Don’t sink to such lows. And what about like…Idk. Justin Beiber? The kid has a world-wide EPIDEMIC named after him, and he’s like…six. And this is not me  being jealous lol. I’m just scared for our modern society's values. That’$ all. ;)

Happily Breathing<3

 

Chorus :But were happily breathing,

Living out loud,

Breaking the bonds when they tie us down,

Breathing

Thinking were right,

When we know all along we’re wrong.

(Last time:

But we’re happily breathing,

 

V1-It’s a cold mistake,

When you’re better off sorry than safe,

It’s irony in its truest state,

When we forget what we want

And do what we need.

 

Chorus

 

V2- They are worn paths,

In your head when you get sorry,

When the words go in circles and don’t escape,

Pride can leave our blind eyes crying,

But stupidity can never tell us what we drive away.

 

V3- Oh I’m happily, happily, happily, happily,

Stealing your breath with the words I shoulda kept to myself.

Oh I’m happily, happily, happily, happily…

 

Chorus

Sunday, April 18, 2010

……

Hey there, you’re looking like you care,

But your blue car wants to drive.

Hey there, you know I’m really scared,

Cause without you I’d die.

Life Without Limits

The day starts with a shining sun and will to be productive

Sometimes you get those moods where nothing can bring you down

I had a dream you had a day like this,

And I was there, and the wind was kind,

And all we had was time,

 

I am strong, and I am willing,

To be the one, who shows you the beauty

Of life without limits,

That bend and break you.

 

Today was different cause you smiled,

Whether it was real I don’t quite know,

Your blue eyes are good at lying,

And bad habits are to break,

But yours are the worst I’ve ever seen,

But some mistakes you have to make.

 

I am strong, and I am willing,

To be the one, who shows you the beauty

Of life without limits,

That bend and break you.

 

You have a shell, and an inner core,

I want to know the inside,

The darkness there can meet the light,

If only it would surface,

You can’t stop yourself from hurting,

Just by being sure you’re the only one who gets to know you at all.

 

I am strong, and I am willing,

To be the one, who shows you the beauty

Of life without limits,

That bend and break you.