Women who are just too pretty to even be alive cause its just....not fair:

1. Heidi Klum. Honestly? Come on now.
2. Angelina Jolie is just an alien so, I'm not sure if she belongs on this list. But really has anyone besides Brad Pitt pulled up her shirt? I bet you anything theres no belly button.
3. Rihanna....as much I hate to admit it, she went from sweet girl innocence to bad girl and everything in between has rocked. you go girl!
4. Taylor Swift....just...not....fair.
5. Hayley Williams. If I was that pretty I really would not know what to do with myself.
6. Cassadee Pope. This girl should just be killed already.
7. Eva Mendez. I don't see whats so great about her. But ravings on her last movie guarantee her a place on this list.
8. Anne Hathway. She's pretty in a...modest way.
9. Jennifer Anniston. Ditto here. Are you sorry now Brad?
10. Nicole Kidman. Lost the short husband, got herself a good pair of heels, cut her hair and BOOM. Are you sorry now Tom?

...

I've been thinking. And talking to some pretty decent guys who are kinda just clueless when it comes to girls. So heres some basic ground rules:
1. Don't lie to us. Odds are we can figure out when somethings wrong.
2. Forcing us to do something won't make the situation any better. However, caox away!
3. Odds are, being a heterosexual male, a girlfriend down the road is gonna ask you, "Does this make me look fat?" Bad answer: Uh...no Bad answer#2: Yes? A little... Good answer: No. (This cancels out number one when we happen to look fat.)
TOO FUCKING TIRED. MORE LATER. NOT SURE WHY I STARTED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. UGH. COFFEE!!!!

Woke up this morning....bitterness in my mouth...

I was right. I never told anyone what I thought but it doesnt matter now. I was right. And eventually, my being right is gonna complicate things for me. But right now I'd just like to bask in the fact that I wasn't wrong about this.

While my tongue is on the inside of some other guy's teeth....

Tell your girlfriend....if shes got beef that I'm vegetarian and i fucking scared of her...lmao. ok sorry i was having a moment...i've been having them a lot lately actually. "me" moments. where i just have fun. It's quite wonderful actually. sorry i havent blogged lately...i just kinda wanted to see where this little "happy patch" would take me. and now its over. mrs.chan called my house this week, we got report cards and...my mom is just out and out pissed at me. so..."happy patch" terminated. but that doesnt mean i still can't have fun. tonight i wanna go out...i wanna go to the movies....saturday night i wanna go to a dance...and sunday i wanna have a band practice...is that a sin? guys suck. like....officially...and yay, i have singing tonight. i cant wait...and i cant wait for the talent show. which im in. because...hell yeah...i'm fucking awesome!lmao...my friends boyfriend, (who cheated on her, then she stupidly took back), dumped her, called her a fat ugly bitch, and said he was only dating her to get to her best friend. so, if anyone was wondering why some guys officaially SUCK thats why. and no, jay, ten years from now i wont be a lesbian. ten years from now i'll be dating some hot college guy wondering why i ever thought guys sucked in the first place. until he dumps me, then i'll remmeber. but thats okay. cuz i get up. fall down seven times get up eight right? oh yeah. did i mention my stalker? mike...who thinks he loved me but called me a whore, bitch, and THEN lied to me and said he did POT (FUCKING COME ON????) and now he thinks its okay to call me. and call me babe no less. still. after everything. after every single thing that i told him. EVERYTHING. and another tht pissed me off about him....i felt like he was trying to manipulate me into liking him. im sorry. i do not date why nots. and especially fake pothead why-nots!!!!! okay? okay. bells gonna ring soon. i'll write more later. i missed this.